Limerick Conundrum!

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    Cudaer

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    Had another idea that I thought might be fun. The idea is to create Limericks hence the title.

    e.g.

    There was a young border called Jules
    Who was always breaking the rules
    He'd sneak out at night
    Give everyone a fright
    And made the teachers look fools

    The First person to post creates the first line
    The next person copies it and adds the next and so on
    The last person copies the last and finishes the Limerick. They then start off a new one

    Now I know its asking for trouble because it could get quite rude, but none the less here goes...

    There was a young lady called Ruth
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    Ursa major

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    There was a young lady called Ruth
    Who'd difficulty telling the truth
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    Cudaer

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    There was a young lady called Ruth
    Who'd difficulty telling the truth
    She'd weave a great saga
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    Joel007

    Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys.

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    There was a young lady called Ruth
    Who'd difficulty telling the truth
    She'd weave a great saga
    Of men drowned in lager
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    AE35Unit

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    There was a young lady called Ruth
    Who'd difficulty telling the truth
    She'd weave a great saga
    Of men drowned in lager
    After travelling all day on the hoof!
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    AE35Unit

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    There was an old donkey from Wales
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    Cudaer

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    There was an old donkey from Wales
    Who lived his life on the rails
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    There was an old donkey from Wales
    Who lived his life on the rails
    But his train it was late
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    Cudaer

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    There was an old donkey from Wales
    Who lived his life on the rails
    But his train it was late
    So he was late for his date
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    Dave

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    There was an old donkey from Wales
    Who lived his life on the rails
    But his train it was late
    So he was late for his date
    On Llandudno Pier, by the handrails
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    Dave

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    There once was a man of high standing
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    Cudaer

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    There once was a man of high standing
    Whose wife could be rather demanding
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    Dave

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    There once was a man of high standing
    Whose wife could be rather demanding
    Her use of the Whip
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    There once was a man of high standing
    Whose wife could be rather demanding
    Her use of the Whip
    When he wanted a kip
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    Cudaer

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    There once was a man of high standing
    Whose wife could be rather demanding
    Her use of the Whip
    When he wanted a kip
    Made him wish he'd slept on the landing




    There was a tall milkman from Cork
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    Sapphie

    Sapphie A working progress..

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    There was a tall milkman from Cork
    Who only wished to eat with a fork
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    Dave

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    There was a tall milkman from Cork
    Who only wished to eat with a fork
    But his cocoa and cereal
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    Cudaer

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    There was a tall milkman from Cork
    Who only wished to eat with a fork
    But his cocoa and cereal
    Made everything surreal
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    Dave

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    There was a tall milkman from Cork
    Who only wished to eat with a fork
    But his cocoa and cereal
    Made everything surreal
    And he delivered to a concert with Bjork
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    Dave

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    The was a young hairdresser of note

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