Falwell and Clinton

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    Brian Turner

    Brian Turner Brian G. Turner Staff Member

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    Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

    Clinton asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

    The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

    Clinton then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."

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