What is good show forum without a quote thread? Quotes from: The Train Job Jayne: 'What day is it?' (later on) 'What month is it?' Zoe: Jayne? Jayne: Hey, I ain't fighting' no way. Best of luck to ya' though. Wash: Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Jayne: Blow a new crater in this moon, ha, ha, ha, ha!! Mal: Kaylee, what the hell is going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys? Simon: So, what are we doing then? Kaylee: Crime. Simon: Crime. Good... okay... crime. Kaylee: It's a train heist. See we fly over the the train car, the Captain and Zoe sneak in, we lower Jane onto the car, and they bundle up the bootie and we haul them back up. Easy as lying. Simon: So, you've done this before? Kaylee Hell no! Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics. River: Two by two, hands of blue. Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? Simon: I told him to sit down. Mal: Nice shot. Jane: I was aiming for his head. Mal: We're not thieves!! Well... we are thieves. Bad Guy: It doesn't matter where you go, or how far you fly. I will hunt you down and the last thing you will see will be my blade. Mal: Darn (kicks him into propeller) Mal: Now this is all the money- Other Bad Guy: Okay, I'm good. I speak for everyone. I'm right there with ya'.