World Domination.

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    Jessa

    Jessa aka Padfoot

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    If you wanted world domination, how would you go about doing it.;)

    Strange question, i know. but i am wierd.:D :D
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    Harpo

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    I'd start small.

    I'd find a long forgotten and unused thread from over five years ago, and hijack it to begin a new cult of sci-fi/fantasy fans who want to join me in my World Domination plan.

    I'd call it something randomly daft like BYLUPH

    And then I'd end my first post on that thread by asking

    "Who's with me?"
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    Joel007

    Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys.

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    Aye Aye captain!

    Right, our provisions for this daring move are:

    A detailed map of France, a small flatulent dachsund, a toupée, a box of matches, an empty water bottle, and a lifetime's supply of mashed potatos.

    Over to you tactical geniuses!
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    Harpo

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    in case anyone's wondering, I chose the name BYLUPH by randomly typing stuff in google until I got something that was short and pronouncable but had zero hits. This means we can track our progress over the next few months and years, as the word BYLUPH gets mentioned more and more on the internet. "Flugnoober" started this way, and became big for a while.

    edit:
    I have now started a BYLUPH forum, which means already we exist on two different places online.

    byluph :: Log in
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    Harpo

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    Harpo

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    ok, maybe we need a bit more than a statement of intention and some mutterings about lunch

    any ideas anyone?
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    HoopyFrood

    HoopyFrood Iago with a Blackberry

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    In reply to Joel...are they mashed potatoes...or Smash?
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    Allanon

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    i already have it, you just haven't come to terms with it yet!
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    HoopyFrood

    HoopyFrood Iago with a Blackberry

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    Smash?

    Or world domination?

    If you have Smash, I will attend to your every command!! I love Smash! :D

    Edit: If you have dominated the world, of course, I'll have no choice!
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    Allanon

    Allanon High Druid

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    i have smash! you can have some, also though, you'll have to agree to be one of my minions. there is no extra work but i like the word and you the pay is better!
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    Joel007

    Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys.

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    the nutritional content of the potatos is not important.
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    Harpo

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    Smash is great with pot noodle - the combination improves both

    Meanwhile, BYLUPH now has a myspace account

    http://groups.myspace.com/byluph
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    mosaix

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    Start a religion based on fear, confession and procreation, wait a few hundred years.
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    mosaix

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    Ok what triggered someone to finally reply to this thread after five years and how the hell did you find it anyway?
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    Harpo

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    I went in search of old threads in general, with a vague idea of replying to one which never got a reply. I found this one.

    Now we have BYLUPH, which already has its own message forum and myspace group

    Please feel free to join both and start other things in the name of BYLUPH
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    Nepenthe's Writ

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    Why not do it the old fashion way, conjure up a spell, raise an army of zombies and hold the world by force?
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    Joel007

    Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys.

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    right, you supply the spell, i'l supply the corpses...
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    Nepenthe's Writ

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    I'll have a look in my spell books. Might take a while though. :p
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    Joel007

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    *comes in with a pile of bodies over one shoulder.*

    "Right, where do you want these? We'll need a freezer if you take much longer."
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    Harpo

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    having fun you two?

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