Fave Buffy Quotes

ok, i JUST found out something. i don't know if anyone remembers me mentioning this a long while ago but i knew i had seen a movie where someone actually used the phrase '5 by 5'. anyway i finally figured out what it was in case anyone cares. it's event horizon. right before the crew goes to check the event horizon for the first time the captain says something like 'let's get down there, make sure everything's 5 by 5'. yeah! go me! i don't know that anyone else cares, but it made me excited!
 
I love this line:

BELJOXA'S EYE [irritated]: What am I talking to myself here? There's no way.


very 'Buffy' - but from a - whatever the heck that was - totally funny -
 
From 'First Date' -

Buffy - Why does everybody in this house think I'm still in love with Spike?


Buffy (after Spike asks her why she doesn't want him to leave) - 'Cause I'm not ready for you to not be here.


Xander - I've decided I'm turning gay! Willow, come on, Gay me up!...Just tell me what to do. i'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula...

Andrew (sighs) - Ahh, Captain Archer...

Xander - Come on! Let's get this gay show on the gay road!


Andrew - What do you want from me Jonathan-slash-the First?

:D

xxx
 
From "Get it Done"

Wood: Nice coat. Where'd you get it?
Spike: New York


There's the whole scene btwn Spike and Anya - I'll watch the ep again and tuck it here -- I liked that scene ---
 
THE RETURN OF THE RUNNING GAG!!!

Okay, I call it the running gag, because it has appeared in various forms over the years. I admit that it has only happened three times - now, four - in seven years, which makes it a very weak running gag, but nevertheless here is the complete thing.

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#037 Faith, Hope and Trick:

WILLOW: Oz is a werewolf.

BUFFY: It's a long story.

OZ: I got bit.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long.

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#039 Homecoming:

XANDER: Oh, God! What'd you do to each other?

BUFFY: Long story.

CORDY: Got hunted.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long.

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Angel #008 I Will Remember You:

ANGEL: It's kind of a long story.

BUFFY: You're new sidekick had a vision - I was in it - You came to Sunnydale?

ANGEL: Okay, maybe not that long.

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#139 Lies My Parents Told Me

WOOD: Wait, sorry... a chip?

GILES: It's a long story.

BUFFY: The military put a chip in Spike's head so he couldn't hurt anyone.

GILES: That would be the abridged version.
 
You know, Ob - I thought the exact same thing when they had that bit of dialogue -- :D
 
From "Empty Places" -

Spike: "You tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you."

~to Andrew about the onion blossom conversation
 
From "First Date":

Spike: Anya said you were the First. Said you were evil. You're supposed to be all... go-through-able.
Giles: Then what the hell did you tackle me for you berk!?! :laugh2:
 
That was a fun scene - Spike tackling Giles -- hehe ---

Giles has a line there too - something about Spike's head not exploding -
 
BUFFY
It will. I-it already is. OK, you know, you've been out of the basement for half an hour, and you've already stopped talking to invisible people.

SPIKE
Bollocks.

BUFFY
OK, so there was that one episode in the car, but—

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BUFFY
It's not coddling. Now go to your closet

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WILLOW
But you don't even know him!

ANYA
Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.

WILLOW
He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass --

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BUFFY
Willow, you're a gay woman—and he isn't.

WILLOW
This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

ANYA
His physical presence has a penis!

WILLOW
I can work around it!

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BUFFY
Andrew is our—actually, he's our hostage.

ANDREW
I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage.

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ANDREW
Let's rejoin them now to see—

ANYA
(opens the door) For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

ANDREW
Entertaining and educating.

ANYA
Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

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ANDREW
There's a hellmouth—hellmouth—underneath the high school. See, weird things happen on the hellmouth (zoom out) that attracts all sorts of, uh, bad people and demons and vampires. And now there's this thing in the basement of the high school called the-the seal of Danzal—Danzalthar, and it's sort of a door to the hellmouth. (stands in front of the board, nervously) Uh, due to some circumstances it got opened up... a little bit... recently...uh, and this, uh, nasty, nasty vampire thing came out of it. It was, uh, it was just awful, awful. This whole thing— (gestures in a circle with the marker) whole thing—is being orchestrated by something called "The First". It's made up of all the evil in the whole world. Oh, there's also these guys. (points to the harbingers) They work for the First. We don't know much about them except that they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people. Is that all clear?

The "Big Board"

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:D :lol:
 
Buffy: We've got an army with nothing to fight, a wicca who won'ta, and the brains of our operation wears oven-mitts!
 
From Touched -

Spike - A 100 plus years, and there's only one thing i've ever been sure of...you. Eh look at me, i'm not asking you for anything, when i say i love you, it's not because i want you, it's not because i can't have you, it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are...what you do...how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength, i've seen the best and the worst of you, and i understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are...you're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.

Buffy - I don't wanna be the one.

Spike - I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic, we all have crosses to bear.

And then -

Buffy - Will you just hold me?

:)
 
From "End of Days"

Buffy: You're a dope.
Spike: I'm a what?
Buffy: A dope. And you're pig-headed and shirty. (I think that's what she said after 'dope')
 
From 7.22 Chosen:
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DAWN (kicking Buffy in the shin): Dumb-ass.

BUFFY: If you get killed, I'm telling.

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XANDER: Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.... Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

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SPIKE (about Angel): Where's tall, dark and forehead?

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SPIKE: Most people don't use their tongues to say 'hello'... or I guess they do, but...

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SPIKE (about Angel): He wears lifts, you know.

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BUFFY: You know one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out.

SPIKE: No problem at this end.

BUFFY: Hmm, there could be oil of some kind involved.

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BUFFY: Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion.

SPIKE: I've been called a lot things in my time...

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SPIKE: You've got Angel breath.

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SPIKE (sleeping): I'm drowning in footwear.(WAKES UP - SAYS TO HIMSELF) Weird dream.

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GILES: Buffy, what you've said - it flies the face of everything we've every... every generation has ever done in the fight against evil.... I think it's bloody brilliant.

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FAITH: It is beaucoup DiMaggio.
[forgive my poor french translation]

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WILLOW: This goes way beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control. And not in a nice, wholesome my-girlfriend-has-a-pierced-tongue, kinda way.

DAWN [surprised a few seconds later]: OH!

EVERYONE: ?????

DAWN: Pierced tongue.

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GILES: I'll go and dig up my sources. Quite literally, actually, the only two people I have to speak to are dead.

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ANYA (to Xander): Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder.

XANDER: That's not what we're calling them, Sweetie.

ANYA: Not to their faces... What am I - insensitive?

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FAITH: After I get bouncy with a guy, there's not that much more I need to know about him.

WOOD: That's bleak.

FAITH: Way of the world.

WOOD: That's good to know, 'cause for a second there I thought it was more defensive, isolationist Slayer cr*p.

FAITH: And he comes out swinging.

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FAITH: Guy looks at me, let's just say, his priorities... shift.

WOOD: Why? Because you're so hot.

FAITH: 'Tis what it is.

WOOD: Please. I am so much prettier than you are.

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WOOD: Faith, make me a deal, alright - we live through this, you give me the chance to surprise you.

FAITH: What would be the surprise?

WOOD: You do know the meaning of the word, right?

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FAITH: No way, you're prettier than me.

WOOD: A little bit, yeah.

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KENNEDY: Buffy believes in you.

WILLOW: You know Buffy, sweet girl, not that bright.

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GILES (playing D&D): What about my bag of illusions?

ANDREW (Dungeonmaster): Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man.

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GILES: Could it get any uglier. I used to be a highly respected Watcher and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.

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WOOD: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing. Apart from that there's only one rule. If they move, kill them.

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XANDER: If you have to go to the bathroom, it to your left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face - better to go now.

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ANDREW: We will defend it with our very lives.

ANYA: Yes. We will defend it with his very life.

XANDER: And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield.

ANYA: Good, yes, thanks.

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BUFFY (right before the climatic battle): So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow?

WILLOW: Nothing strenuous.

XANDER: (garbled), is always the first thing that comes to mind.

GILES: Oh, I think we can do better than that.

BUFFY: I was thinking about shopping... as per usual

WILLOW: There's a (garbled) in the new mall.

XANDER: Good, I could use a few items.

GILES: Are we going to discuss this - save the world or go to the mall?

BUFFY: I'm having a wicked shoe craving.

XANDER: Aren't you on the patch.

WILLOW: Those never work.

BUFFY: Never.

GILES: And here I am invisible to the eye, not having any vote.

XANDER: See I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing.

[Buffy, Xander & Willow walk away, Giles walks in other direction.]

BUFFY: Oh, you could go with the full black secret agent look.

WILLOW: Or the puffy shirt, pirate-slash-Copperfield....

GILES: The earth is definitely doomed.

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ANYA: Oh, God. I'm terrified. I didn't think, I mean... I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it.

ANDREW: Picture happy things - a lake, candy canes, bunnies.

ANYA (anger rising): Bunnies! Floppy... hoppy... Bunnies!

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SPIKE: I can feel it, Buffy.

BUFFY: What?

SPIKE: My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings.

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FAITH (as the building collapses): Buffy! Come on!

SPIKE: Gotta move, lamb. I think its fair to say - School's out for bloody summer.

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BUFFY: I love you.

SPIKE: No you don't, but thanks for saying it... Now go!

(Buffy flees)

SPIKE: I want to see how it ends.

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FAITH: Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business.

GILES: There's another one in Cleveland... not to spoil the moment.

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WILLOW: I can feel them Buffy, all over. Slayers are awakening everywhere.

DAWN: We'll have to find them.

WILLOW: We will.

GILES: Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow.

DAWN: We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.

XANDER: All those shops gone - The Gap, Starbucks, Toy 'r' Us - who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world of them.

GILES: We have a lot of work ahead of us.

FAITH: Can I push him in?

WILLOW: You've got my vote.
 
BUFFY: You know one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out.

SPIKE: No problem at this end.

BUFFY: Hmm, there could be oil of some kind involved.


I wanna see this if she ever convinces them to do it! hehehe :evil: :naughty:



ahem - anyway --

when they're talking about going to the mall --

This line:

XANDER: (garbled), is always the first thing that comes to mind.

he says 'miniature golf' - I think -

And this:

GILES: There's another one in Cleveland... not to spoil the moment.

great kickback to "The Wish" -- AU Buffy was sent to Cleveland instead of Sunnydale when Cordy wished that Buffy hadn't come to Sunnydale -- continuity!!
 
From "Triangle"


Willow: I wish Buffy was here.
Buffy: (coming through the door) I'm here.
Willow: I wish I had a million dollars. (gets a lot of weird looks) Just checking.


:D
 
i would have to say that just about every one of Spike's lines is "quotable". He gets the best and most humorous lines!!!!!!
 
Giles: "Stop that, right now! I can hear the smacking."


Buffy: "What's wrong with Buffy?"
Giles: "Such a good question."
Spike: "It's a stupid name."
Buffy: "My mother gave me that name."
Spike: "Your mother, yeah, she's a genius."


(guess which episodes I was watching last night)
 
SPIKE: But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you.

*sigh* :) *gets teary eyed* *sniff*
 
Joyce - Have we met?
Spike - You hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter!
Joyce - Oh. So, do you, uh, live here in town?
 

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